Help! My gaydar needs an update

As you may have guessed already I’ve been in the Netherlands recently but what I haven’t told you yet is the fact that my British calibrated gaydar is close to useless in the Netherlands. Using British standards to detect gayness in women nearly half of all the Dutch women on the street pass as gay. That just sounds too good to be true.

Yes, nearly all the women wear sensible/flat shoes (which in the UK isn’t even practised by all lesbians), often don’t appear to spend a ridiculous amount of time between wardrobe and mirror (a pair of jeans and a jumper just does the job for many Dutch women) and also move around in what I’d describe as a “lesbian way”.

So is anyone familiar enough with Dutch conduct and could provide me with some hints on how to detect gay Dutch women? I know that Charly is very well versed with anything remotely Dutch but she also has a rubbish gaydar.

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About Kim Karlstein

Member of the gay conspiracy in one of the regional offices in the UK. The conspiracy you lately constantly heard about. Other than plotting how to take over world I have fairly normal hobbies. My gravatar is taken with thanks from wikimedia commons.
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