Category Archives: heterosexual

Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Dear Fellow Conspirators of the most honourable “Unholy Alliance”, I am writing this open letter to regretfully inform you that the BNP Youth organisation has uncovered our Unholy Alliance’s sneaky plan to destroy everything positive about Britain from sliced bread … Continue reading

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Guess where those words have been uttered…

Then I’ll need to put vaseline on my fingers and put them into the hole. If you guessed a cell biology lab you’d of course be correct. This sentence has had nothing to do with some kind of dodgy venue … Continue reading

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That was sweet. Thanks to the unidentified easter bunny

This morning to which I wasn’t looking forward after the long weekend (sorry to all of you who live in areas where you didn’t have a long weekend) I found several, well: two, lovely surprises in the form of easter … Continue reading

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Heterosexual Problems and a Restroom Fight

My sister Danny had a rather unpleasant encounter with an unknown woman (and later on her friend) in a restroom. Danny was washing her hands after having used the other facilities during which she has been disturbed by someone rattling … Continue reading

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Why are some gay people against a country with gay rights? Or: Why I’m offended by certain LGBT groups

Imagine a country which has enacted an anti-discrimination law that protects LGBT people from discrimination in employment/the workforce (including being able to openly serve in the armed forces) and where the supreme court ruled in favour of same-sex couples on … Continue reading

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Help! My gaydar needs an update

As you may have guessed already I’ve been in the Netherlands recently but what I haven’t told you yet is the fact that my British calibrated gaydar is close to useless in the Netherlands. Using British standards to detect gayness … Continue reading

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…

My sister Danny was with her friend Mira at their mutual friend Poppy’s place who was preparing for a date and needed urgent styling advice. As Mira was growing more and more bored, she tried a pair of boots on … Continue reading

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