Category Archives: heterosexual

Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Dear Fellow Conspirators of the most honourable “Unholy Alliance”, I am writing this open letter to regretfully inform you that the BNP Youth organisation has uncovered our Unholy Alliance’s sneaky plan to destroy everything positive about Britain from sliced bread … Continue reading

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Guess where those words have been uttered…

Then I’ll need to put vaseline on my fingers and put them into the hole. If you guessed a cell biology lab you’d of course be correct. This sentence has had nothing to do with some kind of dodgy venue … Continue reading

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That was sweet. Thanks to the unidentified easter bunny

This morning to which I wasn’t looking forward after the long weekend (sorry to all of you who live in areas where you didn’t have a long weekend) I found several, well: two, lovely surprises in the form of easter … Continue reading

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Heterosexual Problems and a Restroom Fight

My sister Danny had a rather unpleasant encounter with an unknown woman (and later on her friend) in a restroom. Danny was washing her hands after having used the other facilities during which she has been disturbed by someone rattling … Continue reading

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Why are some gay people against a country with gay rights? Or: Why I’m offended by certain LGBT groups

Imagine a country which has enacted an anti-discrimination law that protects LGBT people from discrimination in employment/the workforce (including being able to openly serve in the armed forces) and where the supreme court ruled in favour of same-sex couples on … Continue reading

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Help! My gaydar needs an update

As you may have guessed already I’ve been in the Netherlands recently but what I haven’t told you yet is the fact that my British calibrated gaydar is close to useless in the Netherlands. Using British standards to detect gayness … Continue reading

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…

My sister Danny was with her friend Mira at their mutual friend Poppy’s place who was preparing for a date and needed urgent styling advice. As Mira was growing more and more bored, she tried a pair of boots on … Continue reading

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Tülay is maybe a bit misguided

I was with Mim and her friend Tülay during the lunch break. Mim’s & Tülay’s supervisor had just married his long-term boyfriend which Tülay found particularly exciting as she’s from a town in Turkey and doesn’t have seen many (open) … Continue reading

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What do homosexuality, human rights and soy have in common? (Hint: all are plots to control the world.)

Another day another dozen of conspiracy theories – at least if you happen to be gay/bi or Jewish or both. So now I’ve now got the pleasure to cover all those horrible things for which gays and/or Jews are responsible … Continue reading

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and you are concerned about gay parenting then?

A cousin of mine has married his girlfriend of several years in an opposite sex marriage and she ahs brought to children into the marriage. Both of those children have different fathers but the two have been so young when … Continue reading

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