Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Dear Fellow Conspirators of the most honourable “Unholy Alliance”,

I am writing this open letter to regretfully inform you that the BNP Youth organisation has uncovered our Unholy Alliance’s sneaky plan to destroy everything positive about Britain from sliced bread to fish & chips through the introduction of gay marriage.

In the light of exposure of our well-guarded secret plan I suggest that we meet in our local gay friendly synagogues to plot the efficient poisoning of all wells to eradicate the heterosexual British bakers  living a traditional family who produce sliced bread and then replace sliced bread with gay bagels  in every major supermarket chain to make every Brit currently straight like a ruler as gay as Graham Norton in a pink Miss Piggy-swim suit.

Best Gay wishes, Kim

 

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About Kim Karlstein

Member of the gay conspiracy in one of the regional offices in the UK. The conspiracy you lately constantly heard about. Other than plotting how to take over world I have fairly normal hobbies. My gravatar is taken with thanks from wikimedia commons.
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