Tag Archives: oops

Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Dear Fellow Conspirators of the most honourable “Unholy Alliance”, I am writing this open letter to regretfully inform you that the BNP Youth organisation has uncovered our Unholy Alliance’s sneaky plan to destroy everything positive about Britain from sliced bread … Continue reading

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Health and safety insanity appears to be international

I’ve been browsing through all those random photographs on my phone and found a striking one. I always thought that Britain as extensive health and safety warnings but I’ve found a photo taken in the Netherlands that may just top … Continue reading

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Inappropriate, Charly!

The beautiful woman who was vaguely acquainted with Charly¬†had her hands full carrying drinks while her blouse became unbuttoned over the chest area. “Shall I give you a hand?”, may not be the best question to ask when offering to … Continue reading

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Yes, I’m gay but no, I’m not flirting with you – I just happen to be British

As you may have noticed I’ve spent the past weeks in the Netherlands. Some of the greatest things about the Dutch include not only their laid-back attitude about LGBT issues but also the widespread good command of English. Though most … Continue reading

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…

My sister Danny was with her friend Mira at their mutual friend Poppy’s place who was preparing for a date and needed urgent styling advice. As Mira was growing more and more bored, she tried a pair of boots on … Continue reading

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How difficult is it to correct a typo? Or: so much failure in one letter

Mim had received her council tax notification. (Council tax is the tax the residents of Great Britain pay for the value of the property, incl. rented property. Full time students exempt). The address including the flat number have been spelt … Continue reading

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has anyone ever tried to pull that off at an airport?

I was thinking about the security searches at airports which may go all the way down to the underwear. Has anyone ever asked the security personnel (which should be of the same sex as the passenger) whether they enjoyed it … Continue reading

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