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Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Dear Fellow Conspirators of the most honourable “Unholy Alliance”, I am writing this open letter to regretfully inform you that the BNP Youth organisation has uncovered our Unholy Alliance’s sneaky plan to destroy everything positive about Britain from sliced bread … Continue reading

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Guess where those words have been uttered…

Then I’ll need to put vaseline on my fingers and put them into the hole. If you guessed a cell biology lab you’d of course be correct. This sentence has had nothing to do with some kind of dodgy venue … Continue reading

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Heterosexual Problems and a Restroom Fight

My sister Danny had a rather unpleasant encounter with an unknown woman (and later on her friend) in a restroom. Danny was washing her hands after having used the other facilities during which she has been disturbed by someone rattling … Continue reading

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Yes, I’m gay but no, I’m not flirting with you – I just happen to be British

As you may have noticed I’ve spent the past weeks in the Netherlands. Some of the greatest things about the Dutch include not only their laid-back attitude about LGBT issues but also the widespread good command of English. Though most … Continue reading

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Help! My gaydar needs an update

As you may have guessed already I’ve been in the Netherlands recently but what I haven’t told you yet is the fact that my British calibrated gaydar is close to useless in the Netherlands. Using British standards to detect gayness … Continue reading

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…

My sister Danny was with her friend Mira at their mutual friend Poppy’s place who was preparing for a date and needed urgent styling advice. As Mira was growing more and more bored, she tried a pair of boots on … Continue reading

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Everything appears to be gay in Amsterdam (and that includes restaurants)

One of the reasons why I wasn’t overly active on my blog in the past days is that I was abroad and while I may have one or two good travel stories to blog I just thought I make a … Continue reading

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and you are concerned about gay parenting then?

A cousin of mine has married his girlfriend of several years in an opposite sex marriage and she ahs brought to children into the marriage. Both of those children have different fathers but the two have been so young when … Continue reading

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Mim reached a certain level of creepiness

“When we go out later today, we need to go round to Flavia’s” Mim told me on the phone. “Why?”, I asked out of genuine interest. “Because Flavia’s curtains haven’t been moved for days now and I am growing concerned!” … Continue reading

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Your guide to Britain, gay and bi Britain and beyond part I

I thought that my readers from abroad may be very interested in how to make the best out of a trip to this weird place called Britain. 1. Never say something obscene like your name at the beginning of a … Continue reading

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