Tag Archives: phone

hello, hello?! Am I speaking to my child’s gay teacher?

The phone was ringing. It was late afternoon and Nicole happened to be closer to the phone than Ellen so Nicole answered the phone. After usual sentences the conversation went like the following. Caller: Am I speaking to Miss [Ellen’s … Continue reading

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Mim reached a certain level of creepiness

“When we go out later today, we need to go round to Flavia’s” Mim told me on the phone. “Why?”, I asked out of genuine interest. “Because Flavia’s curtains haven’t been moved for days now and I am growing concerned!” … Continue reading

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Mamma Mia, Ellen!

“Ellen, ist that you?” I asked after someone answered what I assumed to be Ellen’s mobile. Over the past few days it was impossible to get either Ellen or Nicole on their home phone despite trying repeatedly. “Yes, speaking. Hi, … Continue reading

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Good Morning, Andra!

I was peacefully sleeping in my bed until I was woken up by the phone. As it was still dark outside I managed to get a glimpse on the alarm clock (4.23 a.m. this phone call had to be vital) … Continue reading

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Emergency phone call for pancakes

My phone was ringing. It was Sunday morning. Not the time I would expect a phone call. “Yes?”, I really didn’t like being woken up like that. “Hi, it’s Sam. Do you remember when we made pancakes last week?” “yes?”, … Continue reading

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Terror on the Telephone

My (mobile/cellular) phone woke me up yesterday morning and I discovered that it was my mother calling and strangely concerned with my whereabouts. The whereabouts of an adult who hasn’t lived at home for several years now. The conversation kicked … Continue reading

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