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Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Posted on 21/05/2014 by Kim Karlstein

Dear Fellow Conspirators of the most honourable “Unholy Alliance”, I am writing this open letter to regretfully inform you that the BNP Youth organisation has uncovered our Unholy Alliance’s sneaky plan to destroy everything positive about Britain from sliced bread … Continue reading →

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Guess where those words have been uttered…

Posted on 16/05/2014 by Kim Karlstein

Then I’ll need to put vaseline on my fingers and put them into the hole. If you guessed a cell biology lab you’d of course be correct. This sentence has had nothing to do with some kind of dodgy venue … Continue reading →

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That was sweet. Thanks to the unidentified easter bunny

Posted on 22/04/2014 by Kim Karlstein

This morning to which I wasn’t looking forward after the long weekend (sorry to all of you who live in areas where you didn’t have a long weekend) I found several, well: two, lovely surprises in the form of easter … Continue reading →

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Heterosexual Problems and a Restroom Fight

Posted on 11/04/2014 by Kim Karlstein

My sister Danny had a rather unpleasant encounter with an unknown woman (and later on her friend) in a restroom. Danny was washing her hands after having used the other facilities during which she has been disturbed by someone rattling … Continue reading →

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hello, hello?! Am I speaking to my child’s gay teacher?

Posted on 19/01/2014 by Kim Karlstein

The phone was ringing. It was late afternoon and Nicole happened to be closer to the phone than Ellen so Nicole answered the phone. After usual sentences the conversation went like the following. Caller: Am I speaking to Miss [Ellen’s … Continue reading →

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Yes, I’m gay but no, I’m not flirting with you – I just happen to be British

Posted on 29/12/2013 by Kim Karlstein

As you may have noticed I’ve spent the past weeks in the Netherlands. Some of the greatest things about the Dutch include not only their laid-back attitude about LGBT issues but also the widespread good command of English. Though most … Continue reading →

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Everything appears to be gay in Amsterdam (and that includes restaurants)

Posted on 02/12/2013 by Kim Karlstein

One of the reasons why I wasn’t overly active on my blog in the past days is that I was abroad and while I may have one or two good travel stories to blog I just thought I make a … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: hetero

Urgent: British Nationalists uncover secret plan by Gays and Bisexuals to take over the UK

Guess where those words have been uttered…

That was sweet. Thanks to the unidentified easter bunny

Heterosexual Problems and a Restroom Fight

hello, hello?! Am I speaking to my child’s gay teacher?

Yes, I’m gay but no, I’m not flirting with you – I just happen to be British

Everything appears to be gay in Amsterdam (and that includes restaurants)

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