I was at the swimming pool again not only because I’ve taken some time of the famous gay conspiracy to world domination but because my unwell knee needed some light exercise and swimming is the type of exercise that not only makes sense but that every doctor or physiotherapist recommends in such a situation.
While I was swimming my lanes I had already spotted a young man who was shyly eyeing me up but I wasn’t interested in him (for obvious reasons) and didn’t pay him much attention while I was swimming.
When I had swum enough lanes for my taste I was leaning on the edge of the pool and was watching what was going on around me in the pool while considering to swim some more lanes. The young man I had noticed earlier was approaching me.
“Do you come here often? I don’t think that I’ve seen you here before.”, he said. He spoke with a foreign accent.
“No, I didn’t use to come here”, I answered.
“You look very athletic” he continued (that sounded very appealing indeed and I think that I may have shown that I appreciated his comment).
He checked me top to button or tried to as the water obscured his view from belly button downwards.
Then he said out of a sudden without any previous warning: “Hang on…. are you a lesbian?!”
He caught me off-guard. I totally didn’t expect him saying that.
“What? Why?”, I couldn’t think of any more to say in response.
“Well, you’re sporty, you’re athletic. Wouldn’t be surprised if you’re soldier. So you really look like a lesbian. But I mean still really good-looking.”
I was too flabbergasted to reply anything at all. So I haven’t asked where the gentleman is from. But nevertheless I’d really appreciate help locating the country where lesbians generally are good-looking, athletic & fit. Does anyone have an idea where that might be?