I was standing with a small group of people outside the gay club and was more than happy that I managed to take my drink outside. Two obviously very drunk young men exited. Both of them looked fairly straight but I wouldn’t have remembered them if it wasn’t for the following compliment:
“hey, your arse looks really hot in those trousers!”
“Urm…?”, I hadn’t made up my mind yet about the previous sentence.
“oh, are you a lesbian?”
“Yes?”, I was standing outside a gay bar so chances are fairly high that I’m gay, I would have said.
“You really don’t look like a lesbian!” said the same man before the two of them left.
Thank you… I’ll try to take it as a compliment.