A story from Tammy’s fresher’s days.
Tammy was out with some of her new (woman) friends but she bumped into a guy and he was good-looking and immediately started chatting with her. The two of them made their way to the bar. While waiting to be served they exchanged some pointless question and answers but at some point Tammy’s mind went blank and all she could recall was the week’s lectures.
So making the connection she asked: “Do you have herpes?”
“Do you have herpes?”
“Excuse me for a moment….”
Needless to say that poor Tammy found herself on her own again.