My friend Lubor came limping or at least walking funnily into the local gay bar.
“Lubor! Are you alright?! What happened to your leg?!”
“My legs are alright. No worries”, Lubor replied while getting himself on a chair.
“What happened to you then?”, asked one of the people around Lubor.
“I just wanted to quickly remove my chest hair while i was under the shower” started Lubor who has the habit of neatly removing nearly all body hair “and I thought I’ll just use my new hair removal cream which I bought yesterday. It worked well. I have no chest hair left but when I was washing of the cream I noticed that the cream even mixed with water burns the privates quite nastily.”