A friend of mine was waiting in one of the many LGBT-venues here (but she wasn’t waiting for me just in case anyone wondered). She sat pretty close to the entrance and was approached by a male caucasian, pretty straight looking, who just entered the bar and cautioned her that should her family find this out, she will end up being killed.
Fortunately my friend has a good sense of humour and her skin is dark enough to allow her to be politically incorrect. So she replied that he doesn’t need to worry because she’s Hindu and her family already knows it.
Instead of taking the hint the gentleman started seriously lecturing her about how Hinduism views homosexuality as a sin and that nobody can be a gay Hindu (but at least he didn’t insist that her family will kill her).
Her reply went certainly completely over his head but I can literally see her reply materializing and flying high-speed above his head towards infinity.
I personally think it’s a pity that I wasn’t there to witness this story but maybe that’s for the better because I couldn’t have stopped myself from laughing.
By the way the gentleman left the bar straight after having stopped lecturing my friend on Hindu values.