Gays conspire to dominate the world

From what I’ve come to hear recently I can only deduct that gay people are responsible for all kinds of horrible things.
Everyone will have heard that it was gays not paedophiles that were responsible for the horrific sexual abuse of minors in the catholic church.

It may be less well-known that gays or more precisely their presence is associated with natural disasters like earthquakes or hurricanes, the responsibility for natural disasters reaches so far that gays are also responsible for Noah’s flood.

But apart from attracting natural disasters that are then inflicted upon their heterosexual fellow humans, news reached us that gays in partnership with the UN are planning to make half of the world’s population gay. To this day I don’t know how this is going to be done and why the UNESCO and not WHO was chosen as a partner but I am certain that Bishop Fernández of Córdoba, Spain will have reliable information. One strategy may be the use of gayonising radiation but as said before I am not familiar with the details. At least a large-scale campaign to make half of the world gay will save the effort of recruiting children individually into the gay movement.

But apart from this obvious danger to not only to children comes a much more sinister danger: Sally Kern, Republican member of the Oklahoma House of Representative, reminds us that gays are more dangerous than Islamic Terrorism; with gays having killed more Americans than Islamic terrorists. One wonders what happens if she finds out about the devastating effects of obesity, cancer or other chronic illnesses. Allow me to hazard a guess: Those are also gay plots to harm Americans.

But at least there are two brave strongholds against the gay danger to the world: Saudi-Arabia which is still brave enough to deny women the right to obtain driving licences (because doing otherwise would turn all males in the country gay) and Jamaica where Pastor Leslie Buckland of the Church of Christ reminded people that gays are trying to take over the world.
I am not certain why overturning the anti-sodomy-law in Jamaica would be of high strategical relevance and an essential step in controlling the world with the much bigger India being a second choice when it comes to controlling the world.  After all India is the country of the Kama Sutra.

The only charge that gay people still need to be challenged upon is the control of the financial sector but maybe this sector is best left to Jews.

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About Kim Karlstein

Member of the gay conspiracy in one of the regional offices in the UK. The conspiracy you lately constantly heard about. Other than plotting how to take over world I have fairly normal hobbies. My gravatar is taken with thanks from wikimedia commons.
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